Friday, May 27, 2011

Label

Saw this on my friend FB wall....


So I message her on her FB...
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Kaunselor-Tak-Bergaji
Salam

Ermm terbaca something on your wall. Bukan nak nyibuk...tapi just wanna share my tots.

Memang la sedih kalau ada orang melabelkan kita ngan satu perkataan yang teruk..tapi tak yah la sedih2 sangat...

Napa?

Sebab...lelaki tu tak cukup lelaki hokey! Sebab apa saya cakap macam tu?

1. Kalau dia lelaki, dia tau menghargai perasaan seorang wanita...apatah lagik kalau wanita tu dia sayang (bukan la jaga hati membabi buta...tapi berpada2)

2. Kalau dia cukup sifat seorang lelaki, dia takkan tuduh membuta tuli dan menggelar perempuan dengan panggilan yang hina melainkan perempuan tu mmg berperangai hina (yang ni memang kes carik pasal la kan)

3.  Orang yang label awak S*&%#L tu....bukan lelaki, tapi pengecut! (sori teremo plak) sebab kalau betul2 awak S*&%#L .... tapi dek kerana dia sayang awak...dia akan amik risiko dan bimbing awak ke jalan yang betul! 

Lagipun dia tu perfect sangat ker? Baca Al Fatihah betul sangat ker harkat ngan tajwidnya? Mampu ker imam solat jemaah? Boleh ketuai bacaan surah Yassin? Ada berani ker...cuba awak cabar dia sekali

So jangan sedih sebab awak bukan macam yang dia labelkan awak kan. Awak kena ada pride ckit...jangan tunduk sangat..sayang memang sayang...tapi adakah anda cukup waras dan bersedia utk hidup dengan orang yang suka merendah2kan martabat awak seumur hidup awak???


Fikir jangan tak fikir...mungkin awak rasa saya tak layak nak bagi pendapat...tapi awak jugak kena ingat, saya pun bukan muda...dah 3 series dah pun J


Apa2pun...jangan la sedih sangat...u know that u are not what he labelled u.

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Pesakit-Tak-Berdaftar
Thanks.. ermm boleh tak klu boh ayat2 ni kat wall.. biar dia terasa sket.. nak hajar sket...wlupon skrg da rs sangat.. tapi tetap feel bad..
lg elok klu awak yang send kat wall saya.. hehe

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Kaunselor-Tak-Bergaji
Tak payah la saya send kat wall...saya malas nak create havoc ngan mamat telo 3 suku...my concern is only for you sebagai seorang perempuan..kalau u sendiri tak hargai yourself, mamat telo 3 suku tu boleh buat apa jer ngan u....

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Pesakit-Tak-Berdaftar
Hmmmm..actually dia sangat baikk.. cuma dia tak suka pic saya tersiar di fb open jerr lebih2 lagi tak pakai tudung dan nmfikir aurat.. tu yang dia label mcm nk tayang body umpama sundal.. mmg ayat tu nmfikir kasar giler..wlupon niat dia baik..tapi mulut dia ya allah.. mcm longkang.. sekali kuar ayat bila dia marah,,mcm tu laa..

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Kaunselor-Tak-Bergaji
yr choice...i've been in love before...so i paham what is your feeling towards him...regardless what he labelled u or what he did to u...like i said..it’s only my 2 cents tots...

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Pesakit-Tak-Berdaftar
setakat saya kawan dengan dia tak penah wat benda tak senonoh.. hatta cium pipi pun tak.. pegang tangan..normal bila nak melintas ker.. selalu ingatkan saya supaya solat..
Tp tu lah, satu2 yang dia tak suka.. gambar or bercampur dengan lelaki.. perhhhh....byk2 lelaki yang saya kawan, dia la lelaki paling direct bila nak menyound orang.. tak tapis2 dahhh.. kdg2 memang sakit hati, tapi part label sundal tu yang susah sket nak terima...melampau sngguh..
Betul la apa yang awak ckp tu.. tapi saya tgk juga dari segi positif.. biasa orang yang mulut jahat ni..hati dia baik.. anyway thanks for ur tots, hehe.. i really appreciate it

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Nota Pelempang:

Perempuan selalunya akan terima jer perlakuan buruk lelaki kerana perasaan sayang yang menebal...

By the time i nak buat entry ni, I perasan yang mamat telo 3 suku tu dah delete comment dia dari FB minah ni...and his comment...Masya Allah...orang hati kering pun boleh berdarah kembali..

Nuthing much can I do bila minah ni boleh terima penglabelan yang diberi oleh mamat telo 3 suku ni. I cuma berharap minah ni sedar la yang bukan sumer jantan ada kualiti untuk dijadikan suami.....abaikan jer mulut2 cabul yang menggelar anda ANDALUSIA, sbb kalau anda ada masalah rumahtangga, ingat nak ker mulut2 cabul ni menolong anda?? Silap2 diorang tepuk tangan sambil menuding jari mengatakan itu salah anda...ermmm standard la...pompuan kan....!!!!!!!!! Jeles tengok kebahgiaan orang lain tapi gembira gelak ketawa bila ada perempuan lain terluka....KENYATAAN HIDUP!!!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

He Said To Me!

Just to share with you guys...its from an email from a dear bestest buddy..... uncle botak :-)




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He said to me:


       I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it




I said to him:
You wear pants don't you? 


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He said to me:
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?





I said to him:




That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart 







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He said to me:

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?






I said to him:
Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 




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He said to me:

Why don't women blink during foreplay?



I said to him:
They don't have time. 


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He said to me:

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?



I said to him:
I don't know; it has never happened. 


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He said to me:

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?



I said to him:
They already have boyfriends. 



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He said to me:

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?



I said to him:
A widow. 



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He said to me:

Why are married women heavier than single women?


I said to him: 

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. 
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge....;-)



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                                       THE END AHAKS!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011



"The One I Gave My Heart To"



How Could The One I Gave My Heart To, Break My Heart So Bad?
How Could The One Who Made Me Happy, Make Me Feel So Sad?
Wont Somebody Tell Me? So I Can Understand.
If You Love Me, How Could You Hurt Me Like That?
How Could The One I Gave My World To, Throw My World Away?
How Could The One Who Said I Love You, Say The Things You Say?
How Could The One I Was So True Too, Just Tell Me Lies?
How Could The One I Gave My Heart To, Break This Heart Of Mine?
Tell Me........
How Could You Be So Cold To Me? When I Gave You Everything.
All My Love, All I Had Inside.
How Could you Just Walk Out The Door?
How Could You Not Love Me Anymore?
I Thought We Had Forever.
I Cant Understand.
How Could The One I Shared My Dreams With, Take My Dreams From me?
How Could The Love That Brought Such Pleasure, Bring Such Misery?
Wont Somebody Tell Me? Somebody Tell Me Please.
If You Love Me, How Could You Do That To Me?
Tell Me........
How Could you Just Walk Out The Door?
How Could You Not Love Me Anymore?
I Thought We Had Forever.
I Cant Understand.
*How Could The One I Gave My Heart To, Break My Heart So Bad?
How Could The One Who Made Me Happy, Make Me Feel So Sad?
Wont Somebody Tell Me? So I Can Understand.
If You Love Me, How Could You Hurt Me Like That?*
How Could The One I Gave My World To, Throw My World Away?
How Could The One Who Said I Love You, Say The Things You Say?
How Could The One I Was So True Too Just Tell Me Lies?
*How Could The One I Gave My Heart To.....
How Could The One I Gave My Heart To....
How Could The One I Gave My Heart To Break This Heart of Mine?
Tell Me........ 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Bila P*%#p^ Berbicara Tentang Tuntutan Di Akhirat......

Korang ..... korang


Larik la laju ckit.....nak gossip nieh


Meh  dekat cikit.......nak citer ni.....ada orang skodeng blog i!!! Uppppsss...follower jangan terasa...bukan korang yer... i lup my follower hokey.....muah muah muah....


Cik Skodeng ni (eh...cik ker cik puan??) siap tinggal komen lagik tu....!!! Saya sangat terharu!!! 




Sebagai hadiah kepada Cik Skodeng yang bersusah payah menjejaki blog saya yang x seberapa ni...saya dedikasikan entry ini khas untuk anda....
eh yang kat belakang tu bukan nombor banduan kan???
Bukan x nak approve komen....tp sapa sangat la nak baca kat komen tu...i tepek jer kat sini....biar rasa ketidakpuasan hati u tu tersebar ke seantero dunia ( eh eh...ada ke org benua lain nak baca blog aku nieh....perasan ahaks )


Ni la komen dari Cik Skodeng kita ya .....




APA!!! x nampak.....????


x per x per ...... korang baca kat bawah ni.....yang kaler HITAM (melambangkan kejahatan, black demon, gothic etc....apa kau merepek ni setan!!!! ahaks) ayat original yang ku tepek ke blog ni (aduih...tercemar sudah blog ku ini!!!!)


Yang kaler MERAH menyala tu...jawapan aku la...apsal merah??? sbb wa panas babe!!!


Malas nak panjang lebar...Baca a sendiri...


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terima kasih S       M      sebab memalukan i dengan blog you nie.

(sama-sama....la...tau malu ker????) 

i will make sure you akan dpt balasan yg setimpal mengaibkan org mcm i. 

(mengaibkan ker??? rasanya x pun...sumer citer benar...nak letak sumer supporting document kat sini ke??? janji niat aku baik la DOL! aku x nak orang lain tertipu ngan kau) 

Semoga hidup anda tenang dengan perlakuan mcm nie.

(mana bley tenang selagi x dapat duit 4K yang kompeni ko keje tu tipu aku...aku dok tunggu la surat lawyer yang kenkononnya nak bagitau berapa pampasan yang aku dapat balik...tp sampai hari ni...TAKDE!!! lawyer pun malas layan gamaknya...kompeni dah file utk bungkus la katakan)

ingat, i tak tuntut dekat dunia nie tp kat akhirat, u tak terlepas.

(PERGGGGHHHHH...AYAT MENGINSAFKAN GILER!!!!...CITER PASAL AKHIRAT!!!...JGN MEMAIN AHAKS... memang la kau x ley tuntut kat dunia sbb aku x tipu duit kau!!! lain la mcm kes kau menipu aku...memang la kena tuntut kat dunia!!! .ko ingat ko sorang bley tuntut kat akhirat??? mcm mana ngan org2 lain yg kau tipu ...kalau dlm english...yang ko TIPUS...plural babe...plural...) 

wsalam.

(melekomsalam) 



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Nota kaki kiri:
Agak-agak korang kenal ker Cik Skodeng ni saper ahaks ahaks ahaks

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mother's Day 2011

Seawal 8.30 pagi aku bangun....tu pun sbb Ayahanda Haji kejut gi breakfast. Sesambil mandi tu terpikir gak...napa nak g breakfast sedangkan Bonda Hajah nak gi attend Mother’s Day Breakfast Function kat Subang???? Kompius. Ermm kot kot Ayahanda Haji nak blanja isteri terchenta sempena mother’s day kot. Aku ikut kan jer...makan kan sape tak nak ahaks.

Lepas drop off Ayahanda Haji ngan Bonda Hajah kat Masjid ... bukan diorang nak sembahyang Dhuha...he he he ...Ayahanda Haji ada keje nak wat...Bonda Hajah lak tunggu kengkawan dia yang nak gi Subang (bagus makcik2 ni...car pool...environmentally friendly ahaks), aku trus shoot off gi Giant...nak bli barang. Semangat nieh nak masak untuk mother’s day.Menjadi ker tak...belakang kira...janji semangat kental mesti ada (Nampak sgt aku x reti masak kan!!!)

Ya saya admit...saya memang tak reti masak...yang cincai2 ala kadar tu boley la. Cuba bagi aku ikan (kena sebut ikan sbb species yang aku kenal cuma ikan tongkol sbb peberet...yang lain...ampeh!!), daging ker hapa...then sebut menu nak masak...memang dan dan tu gak aku google cara nak masak..serious babe...tak tipu....

Senang citer macam ni la...kalau bab bahasa...aku pernah cakap ngan bos aku ..Encik Singh..I can converse well in English but i can’t write...bukan la aku tahap bebal sampai x pandai...cuma grammer n vocab mmg hancus gak aa bila aku menulis ha haha...same goes ngan memasak...I can bake but i can’t cook...cam tu la lebey kurang. Of course can bake la... jangan kasik malu Bonda Hajah. Bonda Hajah dah train dari zaman sekolah ha ha ha....setahun sekali mesti bake beribu-ribu tart nenas and kek gulung!!!

Okeh...berbalik pada citer nak g shopping at Giant. Sblom tu..menu untuk ari ni ialah Nasi Arab Berempah...sila dapatkan resepi disini. Tak hengat2 aku ni kan...nak wat nasik berempah...ko kenal ke rempah2 tu nokkkk???? 


Apedehal...kat Giant sumer ada...plus...check jer kat plastic bungkus tu...kompem ada nama ha ha ha. Yang takde kat rumah cuma jintan manis jer (Bonda Hajah bgtau) ...sesambil tu aku pun tgk dan cuba mengingati rupa bentuk rempah2 lain yang perlu utk resepi ni ..antaranya



Kantoi giler aku ni...rempah2 ni mmg fail derrr!!! Ha ha ha

Sampai umah...chillex jap...amik mood...

Pastu ...tung tang tung tang kat dapur...masaknya bukannya banyak pun, satu menu jer...tapi sampai 2 periuk  n satu kuali aku pakai..yo o jer kan ha ha ha...nampak amatur sungguh.

Dalam kol 12, aku dah tanak nasik dalam periuk nasik. Then call my sis, Cik Puan Kekanda, invite her for lunch.

Baru masuk periuk nasik

Tada!!!!! dah masakkkkkkkkkk......

Cik Puan Kekanda and her entourage sampai around 2 pm....disamping tomato ketchup yang aku pesan, Cik Puan Kekanda bawak ice cream...yummmeh!!!

Pelik gak, Bonda Hajah tak balik2 lagik. Cik Puan Kekanda decided to wait for Ayahanda Haji for lunch. Pk pk...kompem Bonda Hajah kenyang sbb makan kat hotel...so once Ayahanda Haji sampai dari masjid...hidang la kat atas meja. 


Macam banyak nak hiding walhal nasik tu ngan acar timun jer... Bakso tu, neng part time tu yang bawak sbb Bonda Hajah suka...

Aku x join la masa diorang makan tu...biasalah...kalau korang makan kat hotel ker kat restoren ker...Chef memang mengintai dari tirai kamar jer kan ha ha ha.

Lepas makan, Cik Puan Kekanda serve ice cream Oreo...sodap sodap...kira cam dia blanja chef la tu lepas chef masakkan untuk dia (perasan jer aku ahaks...)

eskrem oreo campur mix fruit

Bonda Hajah balik tak lama lepas tu...rupanya Bonda Hajah attend brunch function la....adei la makcik2 ni...salah info rupanya...sian Bonda Hajah tunggu lama kat mesejid pagi tadi. Sesambil borak ngan Bonda Hajah, Cik Puan Kekanda membuka cerita di meja makan

Cik Puan Kekanda: Tadi...kat meja makan, Ayahanda Haji tanya.... Cik Adinda ni nak kawin ker...rajin masak segala

Aku dah memang terlopong tidak terkata...........................

Bonda Hajah: Ya kan aje la...moga2 jadi doa untuk sampai jodoh...

Aku ...sengih pun tidak hape pun tidak..kelu lidah nak berkata2 (ecewah, sejak bila pulak ntah)

Yang pastinya.....jiwa ku berteriak......

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......NIATKU MEMASAK UNTUK HARI IBU DI SALAH ARTI OLEH AYAHANDA KU.......