He Said To Me!

Just to share with you guys...its from an email from a dear bestest buddy..... uncle botak :-)

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He said to me:

       I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him:

You wear pants don't you? 

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He said to me:

Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said to him:

That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart 

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He said to me:

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him:

Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 

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He said to me:

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him:

They don't have time. 

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He said to me:

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him:

I don't know; it has never happened. 

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He said to me:

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?

I said to him:

They already have boyfriends. 

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He said to me:

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said to him:

A widow. 

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He said to me:

Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him: 

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. 

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge....;-)

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                                       THE END AHAKS!